A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hair color anywhere from extremely pale to sandy colored(lions coat color).
That girl's hair is blonde.
Simply, a person with light colored hair (usually a light golden color). This means no personality traits should be associated with a hair color.
That girl has beautiful blonde hair.
People with blonde hair. Don't over analyze it.
Idiot:Dude! You think that blonde will suck my dick just because of her hair colour? Dude:Don't be a fucking idiot. Idiot: But thats the highest rated definition for 'blondes' on urban dictionary dot com! Dude:Well, whoever defined it like that is an ass. Besides, they defined it as 'long' dicks you fucking dickless moron.
Blond is not the incorrect way of spelling blonde. A blond is a man with blond hair. Blonde is a woman with blond hair. Same as a brunet is a man brunet and a brunette is a woman brunet.
ScreenName1: lyke oh ehm gee the blonde guy was so friickin' BANGING !!! ScreenName2: don't you mean blond? ScreenName1: o0o ii wouldnt kno that cuz imma total ditz !!! dumbasses
It's a hair colour (gold, usually), NOT a personality trait. The dumb blonde cliché started with the kinds of characters Marylin Monroe played in many of her movies. She usually played characters who were pretty ditsy, though sometimes she came through with some profoundly wise insight. So when people blame their ditsiness or naivety on being blonde, they are just pandering to a popular culture stereotype. In other words, being blonde has nothing to do with being stupid. Being stupid has everything to do with being stupid.
Marylin Monroe's character, at the end of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, convinces her would-be father-in-law that women chasing after rich men is like men chasing after beautiful women.
A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.
Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better. Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are. Fire Crotch: What about red heads? Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.