A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.
"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."
Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)
Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied." Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
Satan embodied For more info consult Google
I no longer believe in a higher power. Why? Blue Waffle. Oh.
A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina
Blue waffles taste good with extra syrup
A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std. Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
It's not real!!! Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'? If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months. And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy. However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle. Is not true. Totally fake.
This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation Harry: *swats* Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle