A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blurpt:
1. When the cops hit the sirens.
2. When you get in trouble with an authority figure.
_props to Hyphy from the hip hop forums.com_
this is the previous definition:
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style
which is not very hip hop to do while driving your ride.
I got the Blurps.................when the ooooo be on ya hit the gas.
A word used to describe the extent of one's current excitement, frustration or extreme happiness. It was invented by AndPandy when she discovered the delight in calling her most amazing boy friend a fish. And deciding that "Blurp!" was the noise that fishies make. Hence, it became her own. :)
And is always used in a set of three.
OMFG!!!! Aaron, (The most amazing boy friend in the world owned by AndyPandy) is coming home in less than two weeks!!! Blurp! Blurp! Blurp!
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.
Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.
Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.
Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!
When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.
"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping
To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.
He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.
A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.