A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for "bookkeeper". Someone who keeps track of business transactions. Usually referenced toward gambling, accounting and banking.
I talked to Louie, our bookie, and he says we should bet on the New York Jets based on our records.
Bookie means wierd for example, you would use it to say that someone is acting different or wierd.
"Your acting bookie!" or "That girl is bookie."
Something you wouldn't want to see/experience when high or under the influence of drugs.
*is high* *police slowly drives past* "That was bare booky" *takes acid* *tripping major ballsack* *house is making him feel uneasy* "This house is booky as fuck mate"
An individual who is so incredibly stupid, they make you question who is truly worthy of life. Their existence alone makes you believe in a higher being intentionally keeping them alive to inconvenience you at any given moment. A true bookie will never understand their designed purpose, as they are too stupid to become self aware.
“You fucking bookie, how many times do i have to tell you to stop putting antifreeze in the gas tank.” “Yo bro my coworker is such a fuckin bookie, he constantly forget orders right after he takes them.”