A fork of Rural Dictionary
While having sex in a porto-potty, one (near ejaculation) shoves his partners head into the blue watery substance that often settles in the bottom of a newly cleaned porto-john. As he is near climax he will pull his partners head back up and ejaculate onto his/her face. creating a look similar to that of the face paint in the movie brave heart. Crying "FRREEEEEDOOMMMMM" is optional.
personA: "Why the hell is Sarah's face blue?"
personB: "I took her out to the porto-crapper and gave her the braveheart"
personA: "niceeee"
A unit of time measuring 3 hours and two minutes.
It’s not so bad, we only have half a Braveheart til we arrive.
when you are having sex with a girl and right before or while cumming you scream FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
last night i heard my roommate pull the braveheart on a girl
The braveheart is when you are going at it with a girl that preferably looks like Mel Gibson, and after the sexual activity, you put on a kilt, and throw your partner into a wall as hard as you can.If you want, you can have her dress up as a knight, in order to soften the blow. Face paint is not necessary, but is recommended by the professionals.
-'hey why does martha have a neck brace?'
-"i heard billy threw that hoe into a wall."
Anyone brave enough to say this. You guys are such a douche bags for saying stupid stuff, like she is on her period. Get a class you douchebags! Thats braveheart Morons. Nobody in their right mind vvould do that by smearing nasty stuff on their face.
See the above example for braveheart or buy a book for dummies and retarded.
You earned your Braveheart on that one...because they can take our lives, but they can never take, our FREEDOM.
Performing cunnilingus on a menstruating female before having intercouse. Upon completion, you must chant the words "free at last."
Friend 1: "Dude, I just bravehearted this bitch."
Friend 2: "You fucking stroke, that's sick!"
Friend 1: "Meh, I took one for the team."