A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any one person that annoys or bothers you. Could be a certain male who has been transformed from a nice guy to a total jerk.
That man has been a total buttmunch since our break-up.
You buttmunch!
a person who wishes to munch upon butts.
that kid over there jordenn martins; is a buttmuncher.
1.Someone being very annoying or rude.
2.A playful term used between friends.
Kristen, your such a buttmunch!
an insult for only the stupidest of stupid people.
like your younger sister (there all buttmunches)
Someone who is acting like a jerk, dick, meanie, or asshole. But by calling them a buttmuncher you are saying it in a nicer way.
First Man: Will you buy me a soda, please?
Second Man: NO! Go buy it yourself!!
First Man: Fine you buttmuncher!
One who kisses ass or brown-noses constantly. A person who can not get by on his/her own merit. One who MUST "suck up" or "kiss ass" to get by. This type of person VERY often will also step on others around them or snitch and squeal on others to make themself look better and to advance themself, due to his/her own lack of ability/qualification/education. A "ButtMunch" will often break his/her own arm while patting themself on the back.
This person is a brown-noser to an extreme degree.
"The boss said he's gonna fire Joe today."
"That will never happen, Joe is such a ButtMunch, he'll eat his way out of it."