A fork of Rural Dictionary
She's got perfect qualifications - give her the job!
Those physical blocks that stop you from doing what you enjoy for a living
I was an amzing artist, I could of saved the world with my awesome Talent, but not having three BA degrees caused the world to be destoryed by art obsessed aliens
Thus if you don't go through boring shit for about five years, you don't get Qualifications and don't have a life, despite your skill in anything.
Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")
"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."
Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
slang for smokey white devil
crack. aka primo
yo you got any qualification on you
Physical proof of one’s acceptance within an organisation, fellowship, profession or field of study.
Before we can accept you as a member, we will need to see your qualification.