A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.
Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!
epic cool person/parent of two beautiful furbys
ghandi or someone: hey god what’s your fav creation
god: gotta be catnip faygo famed owner of cavendish and faygo