A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chocolate
Friend: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAATE! CHOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!
having or containing chocolate
This brownie isn't chocolated enough.
Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!
1) a substitute for sex
2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually
He can't be no good in bed, his woman always hittin' the chocolate.
A drug for people with no money; health necessity for women.
I was really depressed so I bought a pint of chocolate ice cream.