A fork of Rural Dictionary
While being patted down, one reaches back and grabs the crotch and/or breasts of the police officer...man or woman.
Mikey: "Excuse me ma'am, you have very nice breastasis." *Cops a feel* Chuck: "Hey Mikey, why are you in jail for two months just for speeding?" Mikey: "Well, I pulled the cop a cop move during my pat down." Chuck: "Tell me it was a female officer." Mikey: "Yes, and she had excellent breastasis!!"
Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.
A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals. EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED: A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs? B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.
A television show in which the bad guys signal during a chase.
Damn nigga I gotta lose these cops, but I'll at least let them know which way I'm turning!