A fork of Rural Dictionary
same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!
Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.
When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.
Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon! Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?
A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.
Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.
When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.
Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.
After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit
hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip could you recomend any specific lumberjacks
where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face
that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off