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While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.

Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.

Someone who watches his girlfriend/ wife get railed in an Italian manner while eatting pasta.

I got a Caruso cuck while I was eating Hawaiian pizza.

An amazing person with the sweetest little soul. She is an amazing singer and actor. She is the best Lydia there will ever be. No one can say otherwise.

Friend: who is this Sophia Anne Caruso girl everyone stans?

Me: *dies*

A school with many different genders! Also, Lucas Pollack goes here.

Person 1: Is that Caruso Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah what about it
Person 1: I heard Luke Pollack goes there

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

Da famous shipwrecked sailor who went on to become an equally-famous opera singer.

I wonder if all of da "crude but super-nutritious" harvested-from-da-wild food dat Robinson Caruso dined upon during his long years on da deserted island was what boosted his health to da point dat he could sing so beautifully once he'd been rescued and gotten back to civilization?

One who submits to statutory urges

A Caruso becomes an adult before his life partner turns 16