Country Dictionary

The act of splattering semen on a girl's face in the proper style of Jackson Pollack.

I totally pollacked her face, man.

To try to rip someone off in a fantasy baseball trade.

The guy who offered me Jhonny Peralta for Carl Crawford thought I'd fall for getting pollacked.

A player in a game that, regardless of skill, although particularly evident in skilled players, that insists on using noobish weapons or techniques. The word originated on Tremulous, from the server AA (Alcoholics Anonymous.)

*Player 1 starts using chaingun and battlesuit or tyrant*
Player 2: omg you pollack chainwhore/rantwhore!

to vomit profusely after consuming too much alcohol.

Dude, I was so hammered, I just pollacked everywhere!

That was quite a pollack you pulled last night. Too much tequila for you!

To make a really stupid comment. Comes from the famous comment made by Slovackian althlete James Pollack in the 1800's where he asked 'how can I tell it's daytime?'.

Jesus, I can't believe you just said that, that's a proper Pollack comment.

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.

Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.

After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.