A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).
The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.
It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.
Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese
Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese
A fart let out of the asshole.
"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"
This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?
emuff said
jhon deacons favourite snack (bass player of queen band)
"bro wassup with the queen fandom loving cheese on toast" "bro its cause its jhon deacons fav"