Country Dictionary

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Child

A non-human animal. When the child turns 18 they automatically become human. Children are not allowed to watch pornography, buy alcohol, smoke cigarettes, vote, drive (without owners permission), serve in a human military such as the Army, or do many other human only things. For more information please look up slavery.

17 Year Old Child: I can't wait till I turn human tomorrow!

by AOM July 23, 2008

Child

A small human who tends to scream.

Man, tommyinnit really is acting like a child right now.

by Sydneyplaysminecraft October 21, 2020

Child

1. Also called young people young person children This Is a Person under 15 (Legally) 2. A person under 10 3. A person under 8 4. A person under 13 5. A person under 16 6. A person under 18 7. A person under 21 8. A person who Has not started Puberty 9. A mom's or dad's baby

Look at that cute child

by 459395 March 17, 2022

Child

Human larva. They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)

Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 30, 2022

Child

Probably named Colton. Has mommy and daddy do everything for him. Cries when nothing goes his way.

Dude, stop being such a child.

by therealslimshaddy December 24, 2018

Child

A usless thing in the world and are just genuinely annoying

“Hey, i think i want a child” “Don’t

by Artoonz June 04, 2022

Child

Little needy demon brats that won't leave you alone for one second

THIS CHILD I GONNA MAKE ME GO MENTALLLLLLl

by Trashy_Muffinz April 03, 2020