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Cocomelon

A kids shows that is so shit and has been turned into gif’s, memes and is a shown on Netflix ( stop watching the show, ok)

I hate watching cocomelon

by Uhhhq March 21, 2022

Cocomelon

cocaine for babies

Wow, little Johny is a Cocomelon addict.

Baby Susanna is on that Cocomelon like she on her momma's titties.

Cocomelon

A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.

Cocomelon sucks dick.

by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

cocomelon

A dumb youtube channel that is fueled by virgin little babies, and should be deleted off of youtube.
In addition it is the enemy of pewdiepie our king.

My ex girlfriend is like cocomelon

by March 29, 2021

cocomelon

fuck them

cocomelon fucking sucks

by h9girbvg sijufxgcaringvbikasfe February 20, 2022

cocomelon

that annoying ass movie your kid likes

TV: cOcOmElOn dOo DoO dOo dOo DoO dOo
Sibling: ew wtf that baby looks like you dude
Baby: ?

by mintehberri August 07, 2022

Cocomelon

A menace to society.

Cocomelon

by Pialinist April 05, 2023