A fork of Rural Dictionary
a chinese person who rips you off.
that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.
the bitch next door with the crazy eye
my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster
This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed
Chris: How did your cabinet turn out Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed
That person you work with! Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day. As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please! Help who? That person in front of you! Where? Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings
Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"
Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions. Wether it’s by a bunch or not.
Person 1: Do I look cock eye. Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed