A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.
My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.
Deer poop that resembles coffee beans.
"Shoot! I just stepped in coffee beans!"
A term of endearment/pet name; similar to “little girl” or “little one”.
“How is my little coffee bean today?”
When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.
Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt... Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat! Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.
bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch
dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic
When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.