A fork of Rural Dictionary
Most likely a true statement, commonly mislabeled by Facebook fact-checkers.
FB poster: Hunter Biden is a crack head FB fact checker: This is missing context
A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.
Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor! Person B: Context emergency! Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
when a thread in an online discussion becomes so dense that no one can figure out the context of any post in it.
A: what was the context, again? B: i thought you knew. A: Oh. A denial of context has occurred.
A context babe is a person who's attractiveness depends entirely on the context in which you know them, and would not normally be attractive outside of said contextual situation. A person who you would not look at twice when crossing paths on the sidewalk, but makes you hot and bothered when you see them playing guitar with their band. Also penises.
He's such a context babe. I wasn't attracted to him at all until I found out he was a Doctor Who extra.
The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.
Im driving to the party tonight so I'll have to rely on getting context drunk instead
When a person gets mad at another person for not giving enough context to something that’s widely understood by most people.
Joey and John are always asking for more information from me for no reason, they are such context queens!
A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.
Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.