A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is very cheap in design. This comes from the cheap, useless toys that come in boxes of crackerjack.
That's my crackerjack flashlight. Already falling apart. Where did you get that car? It's so crackerjack.
Having great affection for something or someone, bordering on love.
I don't really like her personality, but I'm crackerjacks for that ass.
Noun 1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything. 2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker. Also: Snapple Jack
Those fags crackerjacked all last night.
A name the Marines use to refer to the Navy or Navy uniforms.
Me: He wears ACUs, right? Guys in those are hot. Marine Brother: Hes a god damned crackerjack, sis. They wear those little sailor suits. Me: D: DO NOT WANT.