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crafty hippo

An expression commenly used for people who do things secretly or are very skilled at something. It really has nothing to do with hippos, just the fact that hippos are very craft and trixy.

Viviana walks up behind Linnea while she's talking to Veronika and Kaylee Viviana: Hello Liddea! Linnea: Ahhhhh!! You scared me vivi, you crafty hippo!

by No, I'm Muffin!!! May 10, 2006

crafty panda

a loud and blonde girl who is also nuts as fuck.

I met a sorority girl who seemed nice, but she was actually a crafty panda

by babybbbb963 July 25, 2011

Crafty Crim

A top notch geezer with street smarts that pull off almost anything.

"Mate, how'd you get a 1kg of mamba?" "I'm telling you, I'm a Crafty Crim."

by crftycrm May 16, 2016

crafty butcher

A male homosexual - one who likes to take his meat around the back.

"A fayre visaged manne was in the partee, Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek. Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he, We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke." - Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales

by HMB March 16, 2003

crafty sniff

when during fore play, run your fingers over the minge then casually brush them under your nose. Then you know if it's worth having sushi

pete ran his hand up janes leg and dipped his fingers in her pond... He didn't fancy a swim after the upwards breeze and the crafty sniff

by smellypoostick December 06, 2010

Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality; One who likes to have his meat taken around the back

Where would you like this meat put? Round the back please, that's where I like it best Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in

by Matty/Boy March 07, 2007

Crafty Butcher

The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual. It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.

"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks." "What do you mean?" "Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."

by j4ynut April 25, 2010