Country Dictionary

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crime scene

A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.

Shirley's got a messy crime scene.

by MrKoi May 16, 2007

Tijuana Crime Scene

Its when you are fucking some one up the ass and then they shit all over you and the bed

I feel sorry for who ever that hotel housekeeper is its a Tijuana crime scene in there

by outlaw May 31, 2004

tiajuana crime scene

A Tiajuana Crime Scene is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Hot Carl. It is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.

"I woke up this morning in the middle of a Tiajuana Crime Scene. If I had a dollar for everytime that happened..."

by Cassiebeth182 July 21, 2006

crotch crime scene

The bloody aftermath left after having intercourse when a woman is at the apex of menstruation.

You should check out the crotch crime scene I left over at Becca's last night!

by Hank Flannigan May 20, 2011

Crime Scene Sex

A male having intercourse with a female, during her heaviest period flow, so the bed sheets are stained with blood. Thus resembling a crime scene.

I had crime scene sex with my fiance, while she was on her period.

by Hooligan310 January 03, 2007

crime scene sex

When you have sex with a woman on her period and she bleeds all over the place making it look like a police crime scene.

Susy is on her period. That means we'll be having crime scene sex.

by Tito G. February 20, 2009

crime scene vagina

A crime scene vagina is the result of having sex with a girl having her period. The most severe crime scene vagina experiences will have the look and feel of an actual crime scene; bloody handprints on the wall, sheets, blood dripping from your penis, blood spattered all over your body.

I was hitting her from behind and I pulled out and my dick was dripping with blood.... man that was one serious crime scene vagina.

by fourfoursevens June 17, 2009