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A word meaning penis

Mike loves his dads dong

1. Colloquial term for the penis. 2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong. 2. Dave is a right dong!

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

A reference to the Nintendo franchise Donkey Kong. The Dong is a reference to Donkey Kong himself. It is mainly used because almost all of Donkey Kong's portraits portray him with a massive erection.

Dude, the Dong expanded upon me. Thats why i lost that minigame.

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?" "Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

1.The best euphemism for a penis. 2.What I refer to my penis as.

"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy