A fork of Rural Dictionary
Down Syndrome Puppy.
Basically a person who is cute, but really really dumb. Thus a puppy with down syndrome.
1. "damn, I got a 30% on that essay"
"Aw, at least you're cute, you DSP you.
2. "I hit my head against my desk today"
"DSP in its natural environment"
Designated Slam Piece. Enough said.
Sally and I fucked last friday night and saturday night!! She is my DSP.
Acronym for "Disposable Sex Partner" -- a casual sex partner who you may get rid of easily and painlessly.
"Don't drop the DSP until you have another lined up for NYE."
"She's not my SO, just a good DSP."