Country Dictionary

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dog food

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

by paul March 18, 2004

dog food

Town centre fast food.

Available from McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.

Mikey: How about something to eat?
Timmy: I hear KFC have a new chicken flavoured dog food out at the mo?
Mikey: Let's go for it!

by RSK August 01, 2003

Dog Food

bay area slang used to describe cocaine.

i was getting real hyphy off the dog food with keak, but my nose started runnin'

by yellowbusdriver March 06, 2006

Dog Food Lid

When reversed, it spells "dildo of god."

Person 1: Got a dog food lid?
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
*immense sexual actions occur*

by SirQTPie June 14, 2015

dog food

cocaine,"white boy", "tony montana"

i heard dat nigga on dat dogg food folk

by dj October 12, 2003

dog food enema

The process of (by any means) filling someones anal cavity with moist dog food and enjoying the pungent stench that follows the excretion of the sloppy anal smegma.

Lucy is a nasty girl, she made me give her a dog food enema

by dudemangg7 March 18, 2011

Dog Food Gangstas

A group of street thugs borne from the recent Strong Band Email from Ry-guy, who closed his email with the tag line. "peace out my dawg foo gangsta yo" with the Great and Awexome Strongbad mistook as Dog Food Gangsta, which spurred him to ask, "Ought I be offended"

"Dog Food Gangstas:
Canned or Dry,
We Neva Die"

by Scotch October 02, 2004