Country Dictionary

The Process of Anyone With the Second Name Drummond Taking a Dump

When used in speech of a drummond: "I'm away for a DRUMP"

Drumping Verb- When someone gets so drunk they start humping you uncontrollably, usually ends with termination of the friendship and/or restraining orders, depending on the circumstances of the relationship. If your dad Drumps you then it's a different story.

1.Aaron, you have a drinking problem, that's the third time this week you've tried to Drump me, not cool bitch. 2. Let's walk around the park, that homeless guy is always Drumping random people... I don't want to buy new pants again

to dry hump

I wanted to drump that skank all night at the dance.

dry humping

We weren't ready for sex, so we just drumped.

When you poop while drunk. It's pretty smooth but you hear the sounds of the party and that makes you want to speed up. Combo of drunk and dump.

I was drumping as fast as I could but I still missed David's hair catching fire.

A mix of Donald Trump and dump (D(r)ump)- It reflects his character.

Have you heard of Donald Drump's toupee flying to space?

To drunkenly bump into things.

"Dude for some reason I have so many bruises from that party last night." "That's because you were drumping into everything."