A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be Dirty Harry.
My girl friend broke up with me the other night. I really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won't talk to me I decided to eastwood my sofa chair.
v. Eastwood: To sternly chastise an empty chair in a vaguely befuddled manner. n. Eastwooding Made popular by the actor Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention 2012
Bob: Sarah fall off her bar-stool again? Bill: Yeah. Man she was pissed... Gave that stool a right ole eastwooding.
Noun: When somebody does or says something that is overly intense and macho, usually to a comical degree. Etymology: Comes from the last name of the famous dirty harry star Clint eastwood.
Tommy: Nice shoes steve, I didnt know you could get high-tops in the castro district. Peter: I don't know who you are or why you came to this town, but i want you gone punk... I reccomend you start packing heat, cause i'm comming for ya. Ben: Dude, pete, what's with the eastwood?
to use matches instead of a lighter
Anyone have a light? -Here's some matches, I've been eastwooding all night
A tall ginger person who manages to injure themselves on a regular basis.
"You should be more careful, you're becoming such an Eastwood."