A fork of Rural Dictionary
{Verb}
Inflected Forms: El Camino, El Caminoing
The act of having your girlfriend stolen from you by a short Mexican or Hispanic kid. Victims who are "el caminoed," are subject to depression and low self esteem for weeks or months after the incident.
SEE: el cathedralled
John: Hey George, are you still going out with that chick you hooked up with at the party?
George: no she went with Juan...
John: haha bro you just got el caminoed!
George: fuck my life
{verb}
The act of having the girl your in love with leave you for a short mexican, usually with a big head. This is a rare tragedy that only happens once every other hundred years If you are unlucky enough for this to happen to you, you must have done something wrong to piss off the big man upstairs.
Patrick: hey man so what happened with you and emily?
Mike: ......she is dating Rafa
Patrick: THAT SHORT FAG WITH THE BIG HEAD?
Mike: *sigh* yeah man
Everyone in the world: EL CAMINOED
Mike: FML
a trangender car in the process of getting the operation that will cause it to become a truck.
or vice versa
jeff: my car always felt it should have been born a truck. now its in the process of becoming one!
Manny: oh so its an el camino right now?
An automobile of the 70's and 80's vintage. Also used to describe a really bad mullet. Business up front, party in the back. Usually people with mullets drive bunk El-Caminos and have the nick name hoss or sea bass.
"Damn check out the El-Camino on that guy."
"WTF that chick is sporting a fine El-Camino yep must be playing for the other team"
A chick you would do, but so nasty, that you wouldn't want to tell your friends about it.
That chick is like an El Camino. Fun to ride until your friends see you.