A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who tries their hardest to fit every emo stereotype just to be called emo. They pretend to like "emo" bands and styles because they think it makes them look cool. 2. A stuck up 12 year old that tries to act cool by copying emos. 3. A desperate guy who copies emo styles because they think they'll get all the girls.
emo poser: everyone look at me! i cut myself! i'm totally emo! i'm the most emo kid on the planet! Look how emo I dress. person: uh.. sure...
Some fake girl/boy goes on google or bing and searches "scene kids" or "emo people" and stuff like that. They study the culture so much they over do it. Somebody who goes around school always talking about how thier life sucks. Wears ALLL black and nothing else, listens to rock bands but dont like rock music, and everything else thats so freaking noticable to being a emo poser. the examples shows explain better-
1:School girl - Hey (name), why are you always wearing black nd stuff? Emo poser - Oh I didnt tell you? im going emo. 2: *facebook* The emo poser puts as his/her status "My life feakin sucks, I stepped in dog poop, by bf/gf broke up with me, and i got yelled at by my parents for printing out a whole bunch of pictures of my favorite bands. Im gonna go cut myself now. should i commit suicide??" 3: Random student - EMO FREAK!! Emo poser - So? i love being emo!!!! 4: Boy student - (friends name) why are you being so emo all of sudden? Are you turning emo??? Emo poser - Yea, im totally emo. Im always wearing black and putting my hair in my eyes. Wanna see my cuts? i wear jackets to hide them. Do you know fall out boy? They are sooo cool.
I've notice that there are a TON of kids walking around dressing "emo". In my school alone there are dozens of people going around saying that they're "totally emo" and that they hate when people try to steal their style. This just pissed me off and so I want to tell all those little fakes why they aren't really emo. If you fit into any of these categories sorry, you're just a poser.
1. You are not "emo" if you listen to faggy little bands like Fall Out Boy or people like Avril Lavigne. 2. You are not "emo" if you constanly brag about how emo you are 3. You are not "emo" if you don't know what emo means (btw. it does NOT mean emotional) 4. You are not emo if you shop at Hot Topic. 5. You are not "emo" if you like Disney stars. In fact you're not normal if you like Disney stars and you're not a nine year old girl. 6. You're not "emo" if you hate your life because your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you or your mom took your cell phone or something. It's not that bad you'll get over it. 7. You are not "emo" if you cut yourself. You just have issues. 8. You are not automatically "emo" if you have black hair with layers. 9. You are not "emo" if you are a guy who likes to wear eyeliner. Seriously, it makes you look like a drag queen. 10. You are an emo poser if your screen name consists of more than one X. Example: XxX_LiFeXIsXPoInTlEsS_XxX
a person who thinks that he or she is a pimp, but they really aren't. an emo poser will think that he or she has a large calf muscle, that and he or she will play alot of soccer. he or she will also listen to wannabe rock alot and try to show of to friends an emo poser will also talk about friends behind their backs.
me: yo, sup emo poser: dude, check out my CALF-MUSCLE, ITS HUGE! me, talking to friends later in day: dude that emo poser is such a fag
Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing. Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it black, maybe put in some highlights. Their hair resembles Adam Lambert. They apply some unnaturally dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos. Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following: -draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms -tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide -may carry a knife -listens to screamo or emo music -watches horror movies excessively -acts like they don't care about girls even if they love them Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation. Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the boys you can find when you look up emo boy on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and always have on a depressed look. They have on thick eyeliner, and they may have some colorful things. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do. Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo. See Female Emo Poser.
Alex: Ugh, look, it's John. Moe: God, he is such a male emo poser. Alex: I thought he was REALLY emo? Moe: Are you kidding? He never actually cuts himself. He doesn't have fun in his life, but he is not emo. Hey, John! John: What i was busy bein depressed and hating my life Alex: Really? Moe: STFU, John, no one cares. Your not emo John: Yes I am i will cut myself watch *takes out butterknife* Ouch, ouch ouch! Moe: Let's go, Alex, John's retarded.
Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing. Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it either blindingly blonde (which is a pretty good sign of emo poser)and apply lots of dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed, including hair, making a cute face. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos. Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following: -draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms -tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide -may carry a knife -listens to screamo or emo music -watches horror movies excessively Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation. Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the girls you can find when you look up emo girl on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and sometimes dampen up their mascara to make it look like it ran a little. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do. Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo. See Male Emo Poser.
Mary: Hey, look at McKenzie. She is such an emo. Jane: Are you kidding? She's such a female emo poser. McKenzie: Hey guys. Jane: What's up? McKenzie: Nothing. Just cutting myself. Hating myself. Wearing black. Mary: Oh. Jane: Shut up, McKenzie. We all know you are faking. You are such an emo poser! McKenzie: No, I really hate myself i cut myself and I wear black i'm emo!
A bunch of posers who go homosexual because it's cool = Or they like love OMFG rainbows and enjoy cuting themself because they love OMFGS PAIN BECAUSE IT FEELS SOOO FREAKIN GOOD 1337
EMO POSERS 1337 ARE TOLD---->