A fork of Rural Dictionary
The worst fucking thing you'll ever experience in school. It has hag english teachers who despise you and will give you a 50 on every test.
Guy 1: "fuck i've got english class next!"
guy 2: "haha rip!?
No questions asked the worst class of a day, 40 minutes of hell.
Oh, fuck we have English class today.
Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.
Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class
Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You
A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart
It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!
The calss where you sit in the computer lab doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!Also a time to eat and go on Facebook and try to find new ways of getting onto msn and other sites like that since they blocked ebuddy etc....
Jenna says(in a text)- "I am so bored.."
Lauren replies (in a text)- "oh you have an English class then?"
Jenna replies "Yupp and the teacher won't let me work on a computer because Ren and I were talking too much...and because I am not in dress code ;P"
Lauren replies- "oh jenna you are so hard core"
When your English teacher wants you to write three essays and a research paper in one week.
Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."