A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. He’s most likely a dad, but he’s still a real cool guy. Don’t beep with him, or you’ll get swerved. Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.
Have you met ervins? He’s a dad in more ways than one
When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.
"Sir it is $6.08" "Yeah I want some soy sauce" "Sir its $6.08" "Yeah soy sauce" "Sir $6.08" "SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!" There is the ervinism
usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.
a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber
“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well
The greatest pun of all history.
"Hey, I like your shirt!" "Thanks! I got it at Ervin Outfitters!"
When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle
Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice! Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
A girl with a 495738474 foot cock that she can barely hid in her pants
“damn her name must be kenzie ervine