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When two people are standing facing each other, usually celebrating an event, and one goes in for a high five and the other goes in for a fist bump and their hands collide in a dissapointing way

"I was going in for a fist bump, and he thought we were going to high five, so we just kind of.... flumped. "

Northern English term for the bulge in the gusset of a females knickers (flump). Sometimes referred to as a camal toe.

'Wow, look at her flump

'She's a flump like a boxers glove'

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

1.'V' The nearly boneless collapse of a young animal, especially a puppy, when they run out of energy after an energetic play session. This is a cross between a flop and a slump.

2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.

The Newfoundland puppy flumped onto the tile floor. After an all night poker party, John was nothing but a flump.

To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.

Boz flumped against Roz and Sauron.
'Stop flumping on me - I can't feel my leg!'

An overweight woman who is addicted to sex.

That flump crushed me last night!

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.