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1.n The sound made when removing a penis from a bodily orifice.
2.v.The act of creating the sound

Man i sure could go for a fong right now.
I wanna fong that bitch like i fonged dannys mom.

To receive an insult from someone but dish out a much more brutal action/response in return.

"Dude, I can't believe you banged that guys sister who said you looked ugly. You totally Fong'ed his ass!"

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

An asian woman men want to have random sex with

"Hey guys, I'm going to get some fong this weekend"

The combining of the words 'fat' and 'mong' to create the insult 'fong'

'Ew Amy's such a fong'

to pass off your duties, or work, to unsuspecting individuals thinking they will be "helping"

I have a lot of work to do, I think I'll fong it off to the guys in the back office.

1. noun - a cunt that gets wet by the sight of large asian boys.

2. verb - to become wet.

3. adj - adjective reserved for fong-like things. one that sucks or blows in a manner that makes a "walter" wet in the asshole.

guy: oh my god, did you see that fong just now?
guy 2: yea, i think hes wet now.