A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly
I was laying in bed unable to sleep when my husband fartled and almost woke himself up.
- Noun
1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.
2. A worthless human being.
Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"
a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'
there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"
To be gagged and smothered by a fart.
While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.
When an individual thinks he is passing a silent fart, but it ends up being loud and he scares himself.
Matt thought his fart at the office was going to be silent, but it was really loud and he fartled himself.