Country Dictionary

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

to startle unwary persons with a fart

my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled