Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fatman

The local drug dealer of a small town know for being a whistle-blower and sporting a shockingly small penis. He lives a meaningless life inside his bunker.

Hey I'm going to go find the fatman of this town and get wasted bro

by Wrong Monster November 20, 2020

Fatman nap

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating

Bro I took a fatman nap yesterday

by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 08, 2022

Fatmans lettuce

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.

“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”

by Brisk00 July 30, 2022