A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of being surprised while farting during sex
timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH
surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart
who just flabbergasted?
When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.
Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.
When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.
I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.
State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .
I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!
butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed
joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex
If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.