A fork of Rural Dictionary
Synonymous with a bowel movement. Commonly used by students after a semester of introductory psychology.
Sorry i took so long . I had the wildest freudian slip in there and it dirtied up the stall. Check please!
A Freudian Slip An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.
Man 1: I had this big Freudian Slip today. The other day I was buying a train ticket at the station from this busty blond and instead of saying "Can you get me two tickets to Pittsburg, I said "Can you get me two pickets to Tittsberg.
Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."
When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle
He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy
When a woman claims to have accidentally exposed one or both of her breasts but subconsciously she really wanted everyone to see her tits.
I can't wait until Miley Cyrus has a Freudian nipple slip.
An accidently explicit self taken photograph revealing the senders true intentions.
She sent me a freudian selfie nip slip and I knew it was on.
When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.
sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.