A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym of "Fucked-Up Man" For use when: a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?) b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket. c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old. ... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
I am officially a fum. God, he is such a fum.
The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you. Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?" Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today." The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
When a male reaches orgasm and begins to ejackulate into their mate. Suddenly a uncontrollable release of gas from the anus is released with each ejackulate squirt.
Male: sorry babe. I fumed again. Female: yea, that was weird.
Pre-Cum, a fluid that is discharged from a penis when it's aroused and usually occurs right before ejaculation.
Is the fum coming out of your dick?
A fum is a musical instrument,consisting of a rubber band stretched across a cat's ass,and played with one's tongue.
"He couldn't win America's Got Talent,even if he played the fum while riding the unicycle nude!"