A fork of Rural Dictionary
garfunkled means: being confused, disgusted, and surprised at the same time
Damn, I’m GARFUNKLED, this ranch is very disgusting
The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.
Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!
A complete idiot, but a fun one to be around. A Garfunkler often makes a fool out of him/her self without knowing.
Yo dude, check out that guy running around without pants! What a Garfunkler!
a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around
"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children
Means pretty much anything and everything.
Person 1: "GET GARFUNKLED IDIOT!" Person 2: "Go Garfunkel Yourself!" Person 1: "Garfunkle you!"