A fork of Rural Dictionary
Global Positioning System Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.
Without GPS, countless losers who can't use a VOR would be lost"
Jim : My GPS doesn’t work Billy : I’ve got GPS Jim : Really? Billy : Ya... giant penis syndrome!! Haha
Good pussy sensor: A device in a mans head that determines whether or not a woman has good pussy.
My gps went off when I met you.
The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.
This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!