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sword

a sharp, flat, penis

jeanette painfully played with grant's sword last night.

by zeroman3000 January 04, 2009

sword

Next to the gun, mans best friend in terms of weaponry. It is basically a bladed instrument whose primary funtion is to be used as an offensive weapon. Many cultures produced unique swords. Sword production goes back thousands of years when man first learned to manipulate metals and inproved greatly throughout time. Japanse focused sword creation on impressive katanas with notorious slicing properties. Middle Eastern swords aka scimitars had curved blades for quick strikes and fast combat. Swords from ancient Medderterainia were short and used more for stabbing opponents. Europeans created long heavy swords for brutally smashing, hacking and cleaving enemies.

damn that swords scary

by ohwefoh September 25, 2006

sword

The ultimate weapon. Takes true skill to use and best your opponent with. Excellent for close range combat for the bravest and best warriors. Far suppior to the gun which is a pussy weapon for cowards to scared to get in close to their victum. Unlike the gun the sword cannot run out of ammo and will not jam which makes it perfect for multiple attacks in a short time spread or many attacks over longer time spreads. Takes great skill and time to make effectivly. Many samurai swords had excess of 1,000,000 folds and could slice through a body in a single swing. Great of slashing, cutting, stabbing, and ultimatly decappitating your enemy.

The ninja waited till his enemy reloaded his gun and attacked while he had to reload. The samurai was the ultimate warrior and could weild a sword with the grace of a god.

by The Blind Guy March 13, 2009

sword

a sharp pointy, and often deadly object if in the wrong hands

Those who live by the sword, are shot by those who don't

by confusingly confusing September 08, 2007

sword

1. A long blade attached to a hilt on which the wielder holds on to while striking at enemies with the blade, inflicting severe slash wounds. 2. The cliche weapon of the main character in several video games, used more often rather than a spear, scythe, dagger, staff, or axe.

1. The sword was mostly used during medieval times by knights 2. Final Fantasy 7 and 10, Drakengard, Guilty Gear, and much more

by SomeBadJoke August 22, 2006

sword

a long sharp object used to injure or kill people.....it can also be shoved up someone's ass.

noo!!what are you going to do with that sword??!!no no! dont shove it...(shove)ahhhhhhhhhh my ass!!you mother BEEP!

by tenles July 01, 2009

sword

any type of usb flash drive

The Sword of a Thousand Truths South Park episode 1008 make love not war

by pikapipikachu June 03, 2007