A fork of Rural Dictionary
An obese english male who often is a child molestor. They specialise in gaming and drinking tea.
Hunny, before we let you on the internet we want to tell you the dangers of a greeny!
A nick-name for a person who always tries to appear better then their peers. Most commonly noticed in the form of story telling past experiences, which are most often lies. The "green" aspect of it is a reference to the green mushrooms of any super mario game that gives you "1-up". By definition, a greenie will always try to "1-up" whatever you've just said/done to conpensate for their own lack of self worth.
Angel:I just got a new job, pays really well and I think I found a relly nice place to live with some good roomies. Zak: yeah, I solved world hunger. Felicia: No you didn't. Be happy for her and stop being such a 1-Up'ing greenie s.o.b.!
A pejorative term for non-iPhone users. iPhones use iMessage to communicate with other iPhones, oftentimes being quicker than sending a regular text message/SMS message since it uses wi-fi or other internet data. Since non-iOS devices such as those by Samsung, Google, HTC, etc,. don't use iMessage, regular text messaging is required to communicate between an iPhone and non-iPhone. Greenies often face various forms of discrimination such as exclusion from group chats, being banned from offering their phone camera to capture a moment, and others assuming them to be of low socio-economic status.
Android user: Hey Sean :) Android user: ... Android user: It's Ted from Tinder iPhone user: Oh! Hey Ted! Sorry, I didn't know you were a greenie, I thought this was spam lol
Green-I I made this up I = 1st Number of the Roman numerals also Green Eye stands for something els. Look it up
GreenI;Green-1 The Green one.