A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".
Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.
When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.
Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!
-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.
I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.
Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.
"dude you hear about Mike?"
"No"
"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"
"Wtf why?"
"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."
"Bold move"
A bald or semi-bald person consumed by gambling and the casino life. This person can lead a normal life but online gambling at work is normal as is vacationing on riverboat gambling adventures and playing dice in da hood
That gambling Tracey is at it at work again, did you hear she just bankrupted a casino over the weekend
When you think you have to fart and you end up shitting your pants
Oh shit dude, I just gambled and lost!