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Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.
Oh no she’s a goblin mode expert!
Living a life of hedonism and reckless abandon, but also eating pasta at the same time.
Dave's really given up on life, he's gone goblin mode Italian style.
When you can't reach the cables under a desk so you just cheat everything.
-Damn I can't reach the cables
-Screw that, I'm going full goblin mode
Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).
God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!
When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.
Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.
Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!