A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gap where you always lose/drop things. Eg; down the side of the sofa, the gap between the bed and the wall, behind the fridge, any small gap.
"Where in spaff's name did the TV control go?"
"It's down the gooze."
"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"
Gooze is slang for the drug GHB. Gooze is most commonly used in the gay circuit party scene and while the word is commonly used in the party scene all over the world, it was originally coined in San Francisco. It is both a verb and a noun.
Are you boozing or goozing? (v)
Do you have any gooze? (n)
I think I am going to gooze tonight. (v)
I have gooze, do you want some? (n)
A code word meaning Weed and/or the act of smoking Weed.
"Im light on gooz tonight, can you hook a brotha up?"
"Tryna Gooz?"
Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.
I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam
Its like a PERSIAN being the beast it can be and it farts and snorts and hahahhaha who am i kidding, WERE AWESOME! Well this definition is when a fart jumbles and rumbles in your stomach and you get that feeling of horrible poop.
OHHHHHH IM SOOO GOOZ PEACHED RIGHT NOW!
When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.
I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.