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That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting
Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.
When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time
Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.
A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?
Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.
C2: It's ok.
Person 8888: Really?
C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
What C2s create friendships in order to get.
Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??
Person 2: Because she's a C2!
Something that C2s use fake friendships in order to get.
The C2 uses it's amazing fake friendship technique in order to obtain this spectacular granola bar.
What C2s create friendships for.
C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!
Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.