Country Dictionary

To explode. To fly apart into many pieces like a grenade.

My cell phone is in a thousand pieces. I dropped onto the concert and it grenaded.

My car engine over revved and grenaded. Pieces were everywhere.

The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.

Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.

a fat, butt-ugly bitch found hanging out with hot chicks in a bar and if this monster doesn't get some dick, none of her hot friends do, either

Okay, Joe, you see that group of girls over there? It's your turn to fall on the grenade.

Tool kit for Chevys(see also Chevys suck)

Get the Chevys grenade.

A small bottle of Mickey's Malt Liquor. Generally coming in 6-packs.

Hey man, toss me a grenade.

1. To damage catastrophically, especially an automotive part. (Verb)

2. The act of causing the catastrophic failure of an object. (Verb)

3. An object that is in imminent danger of failure or destruction. (Noun)

1. It took us a week to get Brian's jeep out of the mudhole after his transfer case grenaded.

2. "I'm going to grenade my driveshaft if I go over that obstacle".

3. I swapped a Dana 60 into the front of my Bronco because that little Dana 30 was a grenade waiting to pop.

(verb) to fart in your hand and throw the accumulated methane in someone's face.

Dude, I just grenaded your cat.