Country Dictionary

old, funky-asss drawers

Damn, dawg! Change your damn grungies! I can smell em from over here!

A gift of beer to a man from his significant other. Instead of a woman giving a man flowers to show her feelings, she gets him a half-dozen or a dozen beers.

My wife came home last night half-dozen man roses for no other reason than to be sweet.

Killed In Action

Another U.S. soldier was KIA in Iraq

eighteen (can be plural) like the word dozen means twelve (or two sixes), the word truzen means eighteen (or three sixes) like bicycle and tricycle

man i have dozens, no, TRUZENS of children

the stank of cheap perfume and cigarettes... you know, what strippers smell like

I know you went to The Jiggly Room last night cuz your clothes got that stripper smell!

a pornstar who does soft core porn. very hott.

next door nikki is hot

(adj) Fear of Fans.

The Young Man in the corner is anemiphobic.