A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).
That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.
A communist with a bad attitude
Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.
Similar to the dirty sanchez, the Groucho Marx takes this ever popular anal move one step further. With the Groucho Marx, one takes his shit covered finger and applies a heavy coat of fecal matter to his lovely lady friends' eyebrows and then in the same move takes his shit covered dick giving her a poo-stache. After your gal has achieved the full Groucho Marx look, the gentleman can proudly exclaim "A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke!"
"You think my girl looked good with a dirty sanchez? Wait till ya see when I Groucho Marx'd her!" "Honey, I'm not in the mood for all the Marx brothers, do you think tonight you can just Groucho Marx me?"
In a precarious situation; see "hairy" My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"
"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there. Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"
A self-induced difficult/precarious situation
Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do? I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.
When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.
Damn, I bout pissed myself laughing, lookin all bushy browed when I gave em the Ole Groucho Marks.
Very swag puppers, if you think otherwise you may perish :D
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